The beast is alive! How do you feel about adaptive serving and ASCII-alike CSS Grid layout with polyfluid sizing and ch unit? What about the brave new world of dynamic static site generators and JAM stack? How about privacy and authentication? Have you ever tried to work around nested CSS Custom Properties, untamed 3rd-party scripts, shady service workers, multi-dimensional variable fonts and painfully outdated design systems? Well, let’s bring it on!

Beware: you will not be able to unlearn what you’ll learn in the session! Ah, one more thing, take the techniques with a grain of salt — we do not take responsibility for sleepless nights and nightmares caused by the content of this session.